tooiconic:

szuddenly:

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

wow this is a fucking mood

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

flotorshi:

heteroerotic:

showerthoughtsofficial:

If your butt crack went horizontally instead of vertically it would make clapping noises when running up the stairs.

thanks!

girlfriendluvr:

the prettiest nintendo console ever was the pink ds lite and theyve never topped that aesthetic and likely never will

lesbianshepard:

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

zaggot:

life was simpler when we were kids and thought the name bob was the funniest possible thing in the world

cridenbel:

hayraan:

fluoresensitive:

Men can’t write horror because they’re too focused on all the gross ways they can dehumanize women.

xtec:

xtec:

thothoward:

[picks up an alligator and kisses it]

the alligator kisses back

but watch out

nataloaf:

pukicho:

i-like-pans7:

pukicho:

Remember to drink water babes

No

Then become the dirt I walk on.

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

chongoblog:

existenceisanillusion:

toadsrbutch:

toadsrbutch:

also, I want to say that in my humble lesbian opinion… 

subarus that look like this?? fuck that. that isn’t a Subaru!!!

but… subies like this?? 

HELL YEAH BABY!!! THAT IS A GREAT CAR FOR DRIVING AROUND YOUR WIFE AND PETS AND GOING CAMPING!!!

PEOPLE WITH A BAD TASTE IN CARS DO NOT INTERACT